Welcome to TPI
Wobbuffet: Welcome to the first episode of Total Pokemon Island. I'm the host, Wobbuffet, and this is our chef, Torkoal.
Torkoal: Hi, I'm Torkoal.
Wobbuffet: Anyways, here are 24 campers competing for 1,000,000 poke. That's a LOT of money, believe me. Anyways, our first camper is Chingling.
Chingling: Hey, I'm Chingling. What's up. Wow, you look shorter in real life.
Wobbuffet: Um, thank you.
Chingling: Yay (runs off).
Wobbuffet: Okay. Our next camper is Turtwig.
Turtwig: Hey y'all, I'm Turtwig. I'm going to win this game.
Turtwig: Woohoo, yeah (runs off).
Wobbuffet: Hmm, we've got some nice campers. Anyways, our next camper is Buneary.
Buneary: You mean we're staying here.
Wobbuffet: No, you're staying here. My crib's over there.
Buneary: I did not sign up for this (runs off).
Wobbuffet: She'll get over it, I know. Our next camper is Starly.
Starly: Starly (runs off).
Wobbuffet: Wow, he's fast. Our next camper is Buizel.
Buizel: Hey, I'm Buizel. What's up, dudes.
Buizel: Yeah. (runs off).
Wobbuffet: Okay. Our next camper is Pachirisu.
Pachirisu: Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
Wobbuffet; Why are you so annoying?
Pachirisu: (pushes Wobbuffet). Sugar, I want sugar (runs off).
Wobbuffet: You won't make me fall like that. Anyways, our next camper is Sneasel.
Sneasel: Yeah, I'm Sneasel and I'm going to win, the whole season, yeah (runs off).
Wobbuffet: Loser. He won't make it far.
Sneasel: Hey, I heard that.
Wobbuffet: Our next camper is dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun Riolu, dude.
Riolu: Hey, I don't like suprises.
Wobbuffet: Yeah, your parol officer warned me about that. He will give me a haul and you will return to juvie.
Riolu: Okay, then (runs off).
Wobbuffet: 8 campers already. Hopefully more. Oh, here comes our next camper, Chimchar.
Chimchar: Hey, I'm Chimchar.
Chimchar: I know that, yeah. I'm so awesome. I'm gonna win this season and I'm gonna meet everyone.
Wobbuffet: Are you going to make friends?
Chimchar: Yeah (runs off).
Wobbuffet: Okay, nice camper. Our next camper is Croagunk.
Croagunk: Croagunk, Croagunk, Croagunk (runs off).
Wobbuffet: That dude can't talk.
Croagunk: I can talk but I just don't want to.
Wobbuffet: Anyways, next camper is Pikachu.
Pikachu: Hey, I'm Pikachu. What's up dudes?